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Post 1 made on Wednesday October 31, 2001 at 14:43
Mango Chutney
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This made me laugh a LOT :)

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: - - - silence - - -
Husband: Sh**.

[Edit] Made a bit more PG.



This message was edited by Mango Chutney on 10/31/01 14:47.49.
Post 2 made on Thursday November 1, 2001 at 22:31
Cyber Vixen
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LOL sounds like my boyfriend and I already. :P

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