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20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
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Post 1 made on Friday September 29, 2006 at 04:12
Mr Griffiths
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20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . post this list somewhere to make them smile and laugh. Its called THERAPY!
Post 2 made on Friday September 29, 2006 at 04:32
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On September 29, 2006 at 04:12, Mr Griffiths said...
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling
name, Rock Bottom.

We actually had someone at work called Rock (Bottom).
Post 3 made on Friday September 29, 2006 at 11:20
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Sanity is posting your list in this thread: Jokes, Witticisms, Anecdotes, etc.

;-)
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
OP | Post 4 made on Sunday October 1, 2006 at 18:46
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Can't get that urge to file correctly out of your system can you greg..lol
Bet the spices in your spice rack are in alphabetical order too...lol ;)
Post 5 made on Sunday October 1, 2006 at 21:25
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Nope. I can't. Too old to change.

Spices? Rack? Heck no. I have about 3 spices, and that's all I need for the cooking I do! LOL
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 6 made on Monday October 2, 2006 at 01:14
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Insanity is just a state of mind :-)
Every day is a good day.......some are just better than others!

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Post 7 made on Monday October 2, 2006 at 03:58
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Hmmmmmmm..... I thought it was a State of the Union. Must be wrong.
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 8 made on Monday October 2, 2006 at 05:24
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. . . The next time a Mormon calls, invite him in and offer him a cup of tea (8 ounce, of course).
Post 9 made on Monday October 2, 2006 at 15:50
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ROFLMAO!!!
When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.
Post 10 made on Friday October 6, 2006 at 19:57
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lol !!!!!!!!!!!!
Post 11 made on Friday October 6, 2006 at 21:54
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By George I think he's got it, I do believe he's got it.










Just don't give to me . . . please.
Post 12 made on Wednesday October 11, 2006 at 14:09
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Show them the whole thing!
Post 13 made on Wednesday October 11, 2006 at 15:14
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The tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the dentures?
Post 14 made on Wednesday October 11, 2006 at 15:15
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You are not ready!
Post 15 made on Wednesday October 11, 2006 at 15:19
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I know. I'm going to have to go.

TTFN
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