Your mate decides to go out with you drinking.
His wifes okay with it, because she get's to watch Desperate Housewives and talk on the phone all night.
she hears him stumble into bed around 4 am - she laughs knowing he's going to have a monster hangover.
She wakes up next morning and goes outside to the family Volvo, which he used last night.
She sighs in relief because it's all in one piece.
Wait a minute....she see's this........
What do you say?