A guy has a terrible accident in which his manhood is terribly mangled. The doctor says at his bedside that reconstruction surgery isnt covered on the NHS but with modern medical techniques that it can be repaired and says its £5000 for a small one £10,000 for a medium one and £15,000 for a large one but that time is very important and he has to make a decision very quickly so he must choose. The man asks for a phone at his bedside and calls his wife while the Doctor waits. The man slowly puts the phone down after a "yes dear"
so what does she want? asks the Doctor . she wants the kitchen remodeling the man replies.
Heh - she'd say to spend 20,000 just to put it back how it was. :P
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