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got an idea for a movie about the av install buisness
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Post 1 made on Friday August 12, 2005 at 09:11
Mr Griffiths
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Here is a bit of the script

Jack Nicholson (new standards maker): You want answers?
Tom Cruise (installer): I think I'm entitled.
Jack Nicholson (new standards maker): You want answers?
Tom Cruise (installer): I want the truth!
Jack Nicholson (new standards maker): You can't handle the truth!

Jack Nicholson (new standards maker): You frickin people. You have no idea how to wire nation. All you did was weaken a industry today . That's all you did. You put people's livings in danger. Sweet dreams, son.
Tom Cruise (Installer): Don't call me son. I'm a Installer and an member of Cedia. And you've been exposed.


What do you guys think?
Post 2 made on Friday August 12, 2005 at 10:36
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so I guess a commedy called the Wesley story
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OP | Post 3 made on Friday August 12, 2005 at 10:47
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This is a work of fiction. All the characters and events portrayed in this script are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental.
Post 4 made on Friday August 12, 2005 at 10:57
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will JN at least go on the internet and insult all his potential clients and tell them that he will conquer the world and they will come begging at him to use his format? that would be the funniest part
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OP | Post 5 made on Friday August 12, 2005 at 13:55
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No but there is a part in my script where he insults the customers then tells them he will be good enough to teach them the errors of there ways the monologue goes like this

" You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! , Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.
And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Standard. Do you maggots understand that?"
Post 6 made on Saturday August 13, 2005 at 04:47
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Unless Vinny Jones has a part and it's directed by Guy Ritchie, I'm not interested.

By the way has anyone taken a look at the proposed cast list for Basic Instinct 2? Take note of Stan "The Slapper" Collymore; a new "star" is born.
OP | Post 7 made on Saturday August 13, 2005 at 04:51
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djy have you seen Ulrikas "Snatch" ? sorry Guy Ritchies "Snatch" what was i thinking every footballers has seen Ulrikas!
Post 8 made on Saturday August 13, 2005 at 05:06
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Did they all get one of these as a memento?


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