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Porn Doesn't Look Good on My iPod
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| Topic: | Porn Doesn't Look Good on My iPod This thread has 11 replies. Displaying all posts. |
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| Post 1 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 03:02 |
Quazy Quother Qucker Lurking Member |
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OK, so I got this new iPod that is supposed to play video. I've just loaded my porn collection onto it and I have to say I'm disappointed. I mean, I can barely make out a pair of breasts on this thing. Who the HELL wants to watch video on this thing? Oh well, at least the women siting next to me on the subway will stop giving me dirty looks.
But I think I've figured out a good way to use this thing. I really don't see any purpose in buying one of these fancy new video servers for multi-room video. But what if I just use my iPod as a video server so I can watch my porn all over the house and it will look great because it won't be on this little itty bitty screen. Even Pamela Anderson is no fun to watch on this thing so believe me when I tell you it's downright painful trying to watch a classic like Itty Bitty Tittie Cheerleaders on a 3" screen (highly recommended for couples BTW, full of sensitivty and plot). But on a 60" screen, served up on my iPod would be a whole different story.
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| Post 2 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 04:12 |
RTI Installer Super Member |
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Dude, you need a girl friend, give the freaking iPod to some nice (or not so nice )girl you like along with some perfume and 1 flower as a present and maybe you will get lucky.
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| OP | Post 3 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 05:22 |
Quazy Quother Qucker Lurking Member |
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On January 10, 2006 at 04:12, RTI Installer said...
Dude, you need a girl friend...give the freaking
iPod to some nice girl you like
along with some perfume and 1 flower as a present
and maybe you will get lucky. I resent that. I don't need to give an iPod to my sister to get lucky. She aint no whore and she don't smell bad so she don't need no perfume neither.
Last edited by Quazy Quother Qucker
on January 10, 2006 05:41.
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| Post 4 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 05:44 |
jayson Long Time Member |
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| Post 5 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 08:25 |
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| Post 6 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 10:42 |
elnickster Long Time Member |
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heh heh heh...QQQ has stopped taking his meds again....
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| Post 7 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 21:46 |
Chad Otis Long Time Member |
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Quoting Larry the Cable guy, "I don't care who you are, that's funny....."!
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| Post 8 made on Tuesday January 10, 2006 at 22:04 |
GotGame Super Member |
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On January 10, 2006 at 03:02, Quazy Quother Qucker said...
OK, so I got this new iPod that is supposed to
play video. I've just loaded my porn collection
onto it and I have to say I'm disappointed. I
mean, I can barely make out a pair of breasts
on this thing. Who the HELL wants to watch video
on this thing? Oh well, at least the women siting
next to me on the subway will stop giving me dirty
looks.
But I think I've figured out a good way to use
this thing. I really don't see any purpose in
buying one of these fancy new video servers for
multi-room video. But what if I just use my iPod
as a video server so I can watch my porn all over
the house and it will look great because it won't
be on this little itty bitty screen. Even Pamela
Anderson is no fun to watch on this thing so believe
me when I tell you it's downright painful trying
to watch a classic like Itty Bitty Tittie Cheerleaders
on a 3" screen (highly recommended for couples
BTW, full of sensitivty and plot). But on a 60"
screen, served up on my iPod would be a whole
different story. I have two, one for each eye. Well, I mean, I used to. I clipped them to the front of my glasses. Pam Anderson looked great and Tommy Lee was just scary, until the airbag broke them when I hit the tree.
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| Post 9 made on Wednesday January 11, 2006 at 02:32 |
JRock Long Time Member |
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Havn't seen porn on one yet, but I was actually amazed at the video quality of videos downloaded from i-Tunes...
-J
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| Post 10 made on Wednesday January 11, 2006 at 05:45 |
Mike Goacher Long Time Member |
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Just my 2 cents but i cant believe ppl actually buy the ipods to watch video on - anyone with half a brain cell can see the screen is too small to watch anything for any period of time, maybe if u can use them as a video server tehn great but even so...
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| Post 11 made on Wednesday January 11, 2006 at 13:14 |
bicycleboy23 Long Time Member |
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I think mine is great, I don't watch a ton of video on it, but the screen is big enough to enjoy from time to time or watching movies that I've seen a hundred times before... and the fact that it fits in my pocket is nice, thats why apple calls it the "ipod" and not the video ipod, because it just happens to play video. For $100 bucks less than either my 40gig b/w or my 30gig color, I think apple did a great thing by introducing video. The battery life is a little short though, when watching movies... but all in all, I love my new ipod! :)
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-josh
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| Post 12 made on Wednesday January 11, 2006 at 20:55 |
doopid Active Member |
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On January 10, 2006 at 22:04, GotGame said...
I have two, one for each eye. Well, I mean, I
used to. I clipped them to the front of my glasses.
Pam Anderson looked great and Tommy Lee was just
scary, until the airbag broke them when I hit
the tree. Is that the new 2006 model of the GAF View Master I used look at dinosaurs and zoo animals with?
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