Two Mules for Sister Sarah

Buzzards gotta eat too

Classic Western Clint was the best. Dirty Harry A close second. (My handle was derived from the movie "Sudden Impact")

Well, of course. Clyde made the movie. If you didn't like his moves, something was wrong....

When I was a kid I wanted an orangutan because of that movie

Elmo - Do u see that?
Philo - An arm?
Elmo - No! that!? *points to tattoo*
Philo - A tattoo?
Emlo - They don't know what this means!?
Frank (?) - Do u see that?
Orville - Aaachhooo! oh sorry...
Philo - Two tattoos?
Elmo - Them's black widows
Frank - Do u know that more people die from black widows and rattlers every year?
Orville - Is that right?
Frank - Yeah that's right
Orville - Oh well gee most people I know just *POP* step on em and squish 'em

Cholla: The very first thing we do is find out who we're talking about. I mean, we don't even know where to find him.

Elmo: How are we gonna find him?

Cholla: Well it appears to me that there can't be too many guys driving around this valley with an ape.


No need for huge budgets or special effects in those days. Hijinks with an ape, punch out some bikers, slap a cop in the head with a trout...that's my kind of movie!

Don’t forget letting the ape take a crap in the cop car

I especially like the Clint "Punch Cam" where you get the aspect of the punchee. One of my favorite movies due to the resemblance of my formative years.