Early in the morning the President discovered that his Golf simulator - the one that HE paid for - wasn't working.
Turns out he stiffed the custom integrator (Trump's M.O.) so the integrator logged into the simulator remotely and bricked it.
Trump runs to the Rose Garden to announce a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! and then hops on a plane to Mar-a-Lago to play golf at his resort. Oh, and to Tweet:
"Real Golf!! With 18 Holes!! Not that FAKE INDOOR GOLF (so hard to cheat. So hard!) Got 18 holes-in-ones I'm THE BEST! More Executive Time, folks, more Executive Time! FORE! (No Collusion!) FORE!"
Fins: Still Slamming' His Trunk on pilgrim's Small Weenie - One Trunk at a Time!
Actually, it’s pretty common for transgender individuals to keep their original parts.
Cross-dressers, too. A guy in the neighborhood got himself a set of B cups. Sometimes, wears a wig and sometimes, not. Kind of odd to see a guy with boobs and a wig cutting the grass with the bra straps showing through a T-shirt.
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
On February 16, 2019 at 02:09, davidcasemore said...
Early in the morning the President discovered that his Golf simulator - the one that HE paid for - wasn't working.
Turns out he stiffed the custom integrator (Trump's M.O.) so the integrator logged into the simulator remotely and bricked it.
Trump runs to the Rose Garden to announce a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! and then hops on a plane to Mar-a-Lago to play golf at his resort. Oh, and to Tweet:
"Real Golf!! With 18 Holes!! Not that FAKE INDOOR GOLF (so hard to cheat. So hard!) Got 18 holes-in-ones I'm THE BEST! More Executive Time, folks, more Executive Time! FORE! (No Collusion!) FORE!"
What drugs are you on?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
On February 16, 2019 at 02:09, davidcasemore said...
Early in the morning the President discovered that his Golf simulator - the one that HE paid for - wasn't working.
Turns out he stiffed the custom integrator (Trump's M.O.) so the integrator logged into the simulator remotely and bricked it.
Trump runs to the Rose Garden to announce a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! and then hops on a plane to Mar-a-Lago to play golf at his resort. Oh, and to Tweet:
"Real Golf!! With 18 Holes!! Not that FAKE INDOOR GOLF (so hard to cheat. So hard!) Got 18 holes-in-ones I'm THE BEST! More Executive Time, folks, more Executive Time! FORE! (No Collusion!) FORE!"
Great timing... I literally had someone ask for a splash image for a golf simulator today, so I created one. They wanted something to show up on the touch panel when this area /zone was selected just for eye candy.
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