Has nothing to do with your post, but since no one but Fred Harding (no offense, Fred) apparently read my Thanksgiving editorial in CE Pro and the original T-Giving post, may I take the opportunity to repost here....
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November: A Time for Thanksgiving
I’m thankful that in two more years
We CEDIA conventioneers
Leave Indy for the Bronco state
And maybe better hotel rates?
I’m thankful that the new XP
Gives us reliability.
And I’ll be thankful for the day
There is such thing as plug and play.
I’m thankful to avoid the glitches
X10 gave us with their switches.
Zigbee, Zensys, UPB--
I’ve waited all my life for thee.
I’m thankful that my ‘98
Mitsu bigscreen still works great,
Since no one really seems to know
Which way the TV winds will blow.
Will DVI at last prevail?
How will newer formats scale?
Just how long will a plasma last?
A couple years, as in the past?
I’m thankful that the cable guys
Have worked out a nice compromise
With CE makers to create
Some rules that will accelerate
The DTV transition … Sure!
Just don’t complain if one day your
Beloved PVR won’t play
A “flagged” broadcast you taped that day.
I’m thankful for my broadband feed.
It’s always on, and such high speeds!
It’s really nice to have, but geez…
Why such outlandish monthly fees?
Even though my kids have strayed,
I’m thankful that the two have stayed
Away from zealous copy cops
Who prosecute for file swaps.
Although my husband left GE
I’m thankful for his legacy.
After all, GE still buys
The back page, where they’ve advertised
For 10 years since we launched the mag
(I wasn’t then a married nag).
I’m thankful even moreso that
So many others want the back.
But most of all I’m thankful to
Our readers, because without you
I wouldn’t have a forum for
My really stupid poems.
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CE Pro editor-at-large Julie Jacobson (
[email protected]) is now accepting bookings for poetry readings.