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| Topic: | is it still april fools? This thread has 24 replies. Displaying posts 16 through 25. |
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| Post 16 made on Thursday April 27, 2017 at 11:40 |
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On April 27, 2017 at 11:06, King of typos said...
For some women now a days it's the complete opposite. They want that fat ass.
KOT That would be with the optional Kardashian filter. It blows your ass up and zaps your entire brain because it's no longer needed. It leaves you a stupid useless lemming only worried about appearance and money.
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| Post 17 made on Thursday April 27, 2017 at 14:37 |
Ernie Gilman Yes, That Ernie! |
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On April 27, 2017 at 08:45, Fins said...
BTW Brendon, a bit of advice for you since you will soon be a newlywed. When your bride asks, and she will ask, "does this make my butt look fat", don't answer, "no honey, it was that pint of Ben and jerrys you ate last night that makes your ass look fat" Better advice is to say, "You and I both know that's one of those questions for which there's no good answer." Avoid sounding condescending.
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| Post 18 made on Thursday April 27, 2017 at 17:37 |
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Jeans dont make asses look big. Asses make asses look big. And i aint gonna lie i like big butts! (actually, i dont :) )
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| Post 19 made on Friday April 28, 2017 at 12:54 |
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On April 27, 2017 at 14:37, Ernie Gilman said...
Better advice is to say, "You and I both know that's one of those questions for which there's no good answer." Avoid sounding condescending. You must be single. Because a woman will not hear that, they'll hear "you're fat." KOT
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| Post 20 made on Friday April 28, 2017 at 21:09 |
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There is only one correct answer when SHE asks that kind of question. As you ease your way OUT of the room, and house if need be, you say: "What? I can't hear you.", and hopefully she'll just leave it alone for the time being. Bearing in mind that you WILL be hit with: "You never listen to me!", at a later time.
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| OP | Post 21 made on Friday April 28, 2017 at 22:05 |
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On April 28, 2017 at 12:54, King of typos said...
You must be single. Because a woman will not hear that, they'll hear "you're fat."
KOT No kidding. He makes so much more sense now! 😂
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| Post 22 made on Saturday April 29, 2017 at 12:30 |
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On April 27, 2017 at 08:00, Rob Grabon said...
"Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
"Sweety, ask Aleka."
"Sweety, we're going to be late"
"But Alexa just said my outfit was crap, I have to change."
"Honey, I don't feel like it, I'm a cow"
Boy friend installs "thin" filter hack on Aleka, score.
See tons of uses. You just can't win, can you?!
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| Post 23 made on Monday May 1, 2017 at 04:59 |
Mario Loyal Member |
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When I first started dating my now wife, she asked me few times about stuff like that.
I told her the truth, had few fights but now she knows not to ask me questions unless she wants honest answers.
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| Post 24 made on Monday May 1, 2017 at 05:00 |
Mario Loyal Member |
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Brendon, I know what you're getting for your wedding
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| Post 25 made on Saturday May 6, 2017 at 03:26 |
Nick-ISI Long Time Member |
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On April 27, 2017 at 07:09, thecapnredfish said...
I really do not know what to say. It appears Ernie is still thinking too. Someone come up with an electronic box you talk to called Ernie. It should come preloaded with all model numbers. I think engineering type dudes would buy it. He is a pretty smart guy. E.R.N.I.E Extremely Riling Nomenclature Intensive Engineer ;-)
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What do you mean you wanted it on the other wall - couldn't you have mentioned this when we prewired? |
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