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OT: Worst gift ever
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Post 16 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 10:45
Mr. Stanley
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On January 18, 2016 at 22:39, alihashemi said...
If Mr. Stan had made this exact post you'd all be calling for a lifetime ban from all A/V forums, not just RC.

Just sayin'.

yup!
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Post 17 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 11:29
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Not to interrupt the bromance going on between Alihashemi and Stanley here but...

If you consider that most "high end" towels do a lousy job of absorbing water when trying to dry off, and the shrinkage that most likely would occur after washing a towel for the first time, She may have bought good towels(at a discount where she works) that absorb well, and washed them before monogramming them to keep the monograms from distorting when first washed.

Just my 2 cents on what may be the case. There used to be an old saying, "it's not the gift that counts"
Post 18 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 11:30
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On January 18, 2016 at 22:39, alihashemi said...
If Mr. Stan had made this exact post you'd all be calling for a lifetime ban from all A/V forums, not just RC.

Just sayin'.

Because the story would have been fiction.
how in the hell does ernie make money?
Post 19 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 11:33
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On January 19, 2016 at 11:30, IRkiller said...
Because the story would have been fiction.

Where are the pictures? 8>)

I think this is another of your stories, Fins.
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OP | Post 20 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 11:42
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On January 19, 2016 at 11:29, bluesmaker said...
Not to interrupt the bromance going on between Alihashemi and Stanley here but...

If you consider that most "high end" towels do a lousy job of absorbing water when trying to dry off, and the shrinkage that most likely would occur after washing a towel for the first time, She may have bought good towels(at a discount where she works) that absorb well, and washed them before monogramming them to keep the monograms from distorting when first washed.

Just my 2 cents on what may be the case. There used to be an old saying, "it's not the gift that counts"

Trust me, it's clear from the color of some of them that they aren't new. One of the wash cloths is gray. One towel has a faint stain.

Btw, the reason most towels aren't very absorbent is that most people use fabric softener in their towels. Fabric softener, liquid and dryer sheets, reduces how well fabric absorbs water.
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Post 21 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 11:43
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Post 22 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 11:51
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I think if they had a yellow, brown, red or green stain they should be relegated to the rag bin in the garage.

Alternatively, you could take a sharpie, cross out the current initials, write in the new initials and regift them back to them next year? Make a statement
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Post 23 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 12:07
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The only thing that would be funnier is if you monogram matched the initials of the hotel; MGM........
Post 24 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 12:42
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On January 19, 2016 at 11:42, Fins said...
Trust me, it's clear from the color of some of them that they aren't new. One of the wash cloths is gray. One towel has a faint stain.

And nobody else has mentioned this? TIME TO GET OUT THE UV LIGHT!
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Post 25 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 13:39
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ATM, the beer I drink comes with bottles of Frank's Hot Sauce in a cardboard sleeve. By the time Christmas rolled around, I had enough to give to my girlfriend's 4 daughters. They were like "WTF?"
BTW, I meant them as gag gifts.
Post 26 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 13:45
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I got an airbrushed door mat when my wife and I got married. It was from her "crafty" (cheap) sister who thought it was awesome. It looked like someone tried to airbrush our names onto a burlap sack. We threw it away the same day we opened it.
"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
Post 27 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 14:08
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On January 19, 2016 at 13:45, drewski300 said...
I got an airbrushed door mat when my wife and I got married. It was from her "crafty" (cheap) sister who thought it was awesome. It looked like someone tried to airbrush our names onto a burlap sack. We threw it away the same day we opened it.

Still more time and thought than copying CDs and DVDs....
Post 28 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 14:13
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On January 19, 2016 at 14:08, gwstudios said...
Still more time and thought than copying CDs and DVDs....

Both are more time then spent then getting nothing at all
Post 29 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 14:33
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On January 19, 2016 at 14:08, gwstudios said...
Still more time and thought than copying CDs and DVDs....

Not any dumber though...

I'd prefer no gift over something they waste their time on and I throw in the garbage.
"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
Post 30 made on Tuesday January 19, 2016 at 14:34
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I made the mistake of getting my ex a Vacuum Cleaner for her birthday. She tore up the card, and threw away the roses.
"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
Frank Lloyd Wright
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