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| Topic: | OT / Missing Plane This thread has 73 replies. Displaying posts 61 through 74. |
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| Post 61 made on Tuesday March 18, 2014 at 16:28 |
FP Crazy Super Member |
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This just in:
Magical unicorns were dancing on the wings and frolicking on the fuselage. When they started pooping on the windshield, the pilots whipped the plane 180 degrees in an attempt to throw them off. When that didn't work, they ascended to 45k feet in an attempt to freeze them out. When that didn't work the rapidly descended to 25k feet. But that didn't work either.
Just when it seemed all was lost, Jesus and the Flying Spaghetti Monster teamed up to save the day. Jesus saddled up on the FSM, rode in whipping one of his noodle appendages like a bullwhip and snapped all the unicorns off the plane.
It was then free to land in a Muslim country where it can do more work for Islam. Praise Allah.
(P.S. the truth is always stranger than fiction...have faith)
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| Post 62 made on Tuesday March 18, 2014 at 18:47 |
Jeff at Zektor Active Member |
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Well written article from a pilot. No cloak and dagger, just a pilots point of view which seems to make sense. [Link: wired.com]250 people lost their lives in what had to have been a terrifying way to go.
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| OP | Post 63 made on Tuesday March 18, 2014 at 19:27 |
Mr. Stanley Elite Member |
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Remember the monster on the wing (with him ripping off the skin of the wing) sequence on the Twighlight Zone?
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
Frank Lloyd Wright
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| Post 64 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 05:11 |
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On March 18, 2014 at 10:49, Mr. Stanley said...
Its possible everyone on board expired when the plane hit 45000 feet, which could explain the no cell phone contact? If the O2 mask system was disabled, sure, but people pass out well before 45,000 feet. I don't think they would have gone undetected at 45K feet, either.
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| Post 65 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 05:26 |
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On March 18, 2014 at 18:47, Jeff at Zektor said...
Well written article from a pilot. No cloak and dagger, just a pilots point of view which seems to make sense. [Link: wired.com]250 people lost their lives in what had to have been a terrifying way to go. I have to wonder why they need to pull the busses when circuit breakers would prevent fires. Granted, it's sometimes necessary to keep some circuits energized at any cost, I would think those would be isolated from others, to keep fire from spreading.
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| Post 66 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 09:35 |
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On March 18, 2014 at 18:47, Jeff at Zektor said...
Well written article from a pilot. No cloak and dagger, just a pilots point of view which seems to make sense. [Link: wired.com]250 people lost their lives in what had to have been a terrifying way to go. That story makes sense, except that now the press is saying that the plane turned around *before* the Good Night message. If this was the case, the co-pilot would surely have known there was a problem.
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| Post 67 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 10:13 |
Archibald "Harry" Tuttle Advanced Member |
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The plane's cargo is what "they" were after. This isn't being talked about in MSM.
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| Post 68 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 10:41 |
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What, Lithium batteries?
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| Post 69 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 11:54 |
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On March 19, 2014 at 10:41, FP Crazy said...
What, Lithium batteries? People! Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Post 70 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 12:15 |
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On March 19, 2014 at 10:13, Archibald "Harry" Tuttle said...
The plane's cargo is what "they" were after. This isn't being talked about in MSM. You mean all that spaghetti and meatballs meant to satiate His Noodly Appendage?
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| Post 71 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 12:15 |
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On March 19, 2014 at 11:54, highfigh said...
People! Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In your best Chuck Heston voice, no doubt
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| OP | Post 72 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 15:35 |
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On March 19, 2014 at 10:41, FP Crazy said...
What, Lithium batteries? SONOS subwoofers which have been hard to get? 8>)
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"If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger."
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| Post 73 made on Wednesday March 19, 2014 at 15:40 |
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On March 19, 2014 at 12:15, FP Crazy said...
In your best Chuck Heston voice, no doubt Well, yeah!
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| Post 74 made on Thursday March 20, 2014 at 16:55 |
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On March 17, 2014 at 23:05, Hi-FiGuy said...
I am not a conspiracy theorist but there is something much bigger in store for that plane.
Sorry but if it where in the drink SOMETHING would have made it to the surface.
And at this point whoever has it could throw some cushions and stuff in the water and the media would bite hard on it. Are we there now!
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