ohh...the directions this could take!!
Dear Mr. Pechulis,
Thank you for choosing our company to assmeble the F-18 Hornet your recently purchased on E-bay.
Obviously, after finding out the complexities of such a machine, the vast wealth of knowledge required to complete such a process, and the intesnsive time dedication involved, you can rest assured you've chosen the right company for the job.
Now as you're aware from our phone conversation, any items NOT purchased from us, cannot be warranted and gauranteed by us, and you will be required to provide a signed release form, releasing us from all liability, should the aircraft or any sub-system fail.
Our cost to restore an aircraft like this NOT purchased from us is $10,000,000.00. A reasonable fee really, considering the money you saved buying it on the internet.
Best Regards,
Hire A. Pro, Jr.
Do It Right the First Time, Inc.