I started mine last night telling my wife I thought I saw a mouse or something.

Today I called her at work and told her that her princess dog devoured a rat in our living room and the guts were all over the floor and there is no way Im cleaning it up.

She loves this dog and thinks it can do no wrong and despises critters and messes equally. Still havent told her its a joke. She thought she figured it all out to..... she said "oh my god is that what you saw last night? There is probably more."........Priceless!