I took her on a date, things seemed so bright I knew i would not need my you porn tonight We go to her place and we fool around We throw all our clothes...to the ground We begin as she turns out the lights I start but feel something so extra tight I hear your cry, i see her frown I look at the condom, it is all brown Chorus: Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the wrong hole I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better In my defense those holes are so close together Oh baby baby don't feel defiled it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style It was so dark I couldn't see so good I had no idea where i put my wood I want to make things better want to make things alright If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't) Chorus: Bridge: I never ever want to make you feel hurting I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics If this was Alabama we would be on trial, Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer) Verse: I've got a confession, and I think you mind I kinda liked when you put it in my behind I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite Can't we just try it again tonight....? Alright! Chorus: Every night oooo I stick it in the wrong hole It's so much fun,oooo and we don't need no birth control When we stick it in the wrong hole. I stuck in your ass