That is about the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
I'm reminded of one I ran across in an airplane pilot forum thread on jokes --
The three most incredible feelings in the world are a great orgasm, taking an incredible dump, and landing on an aircraft carrier. A night landing of a jet fighter gives you the opportunity to experience all three at once.
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything. "The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw
