BEERKING: you've got a big head ~ try pouring yourself slowly with the glass tilted next time.

Sounds like the resident Vermicious Knids have the "BEER-ster" foaming at the pull-tab orfice.

You Knids of course realize that when you make fun of his ass, you mock all that he is.
(Could that be pierced too? DON'T EVEN GO THERE !!)

NDBEER: We LUV U! (Although I've yet to see that purported help you keep sudsing about.)