the setup:

A comany i used to work with had a really cool, laid back customer who had a wife who was a total pain in the ass. They are both in their 60's, have 2 grouwn kids, and more money than they'll ever know what to do with... One night, the customer's wife wanted to watch a movie... He asked her what she wanted to watch. She said 'anything'. So, the guy turns the Dish Network to the Extasy channel, and they watched porn all night. He told us this, and we all had a good laugh as we watched porn on the bigscreen in his living room while we pretended to work.

Fast forward a week or so...

We had a 17 year old kid working as our intern (ie, slave) for the summer. He would stare in awe at all the nice houses, and all the semi-nice equipment we installed (the owner of the company I was working with was a joke who didn't know good stuff when he saw it, btw).
While we were at the home of the customer mentioned above, the intern asked me what the homeowner did for a living... I said that the homeowner did nothing but film porn flicks all day, and that he was the largest pron distributor in Texas. This got the intern going- he was like.... "wow.. i want to go work for HIM!" This went on for a few hours, and was great fun... The homeowner was even in on the gag... We told the intern that the homeowner's wife had no idea what he does for a living, and that he has kept it hidden from her for 30 years- not even his kids knew, and that NO ONE could find out- he had to keep it a secret... LOL

So, the intern ran around and told all of his friends that he was working at the Porn King's house, and that he was going to be an intern on a porn set, etc...


A month later I told him the truth... to say he was disappointed is an understatement.. LOL

We still call that customer the Porn King- he thinks it's hilarious!