I bought three small neodymium magnets and used a 3ft piece of #12 solid copper ground wire and some heat shrink to recreate the retriever part of LSD's "wet noodle" tool that they sell (for a tenth of what it would normally cost).
What part of "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." do you not understand?