Is your center of gravity three inches higher
than it was last year because of all the earrings,
nipple rings, and even tattoo ink above your waist
(note the two different words, waist and waste,
and note that at some point an employer might
care which one you use).

All kiiding aside, and I hope you took it as kidding
because you might be feeling desparate, an employer
has two weigh options carefully when considering
training a person.