Maybe Thon can come over here and explain how stupid we are because there is no difference between coffee and plain water on the molecular level. I am sure he will have many valid claims like that because you cannot disprove him, he must be telling the truth.

Then if he gets proven wrong, he will scoff at the replies and claim that his superior understanding is what we all lack, because he studied this (or whatever) topic many years ago (in a magazine at the Dentist's office).