You mean like these two letters ? which I forwarded to the department of justice , fbi, cia and nigerean department of justice :-)
FROM THE DESK OF DR. PATRICK UDO ODION CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL FEDERAL SECRETARIAT COMPLEX (ANNEX) NIGERIA.
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
First I must solicit your strictest condfidentiality in this transaction. This is by virture as being utterly confidential . You have been recommended by Nigeria chamber of commerce of your ability and reliability to transact business of great magnitude of this kind.
We are top officials of the Federal Government of Nigeria Contracts Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds that are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business, we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped-funds.
The source of this funds is as follows: during the immediate past military regime here in Nigeria, Military Government Officials set up companies and awarded themselves contracts which were grossly over invoiced in various ministries. The present civilian government has set up this panel to look into contracts awarded to local/foreign contractors, for which payment has not been made. In the course, we have been able identified many inflated funds that are presently floating in the Bank of Nigeria ready for payment. However, by virtue of our positions as civil servants and members by my colleagues of the panel to look for an overseas partner into whose account we could transfer the sum of US $30,000,000.00 (Thirty Million U.S. Dollars). We have a complete understanding of the workings of this form of endeavor and as civil servants, we shall need some financial assistance in completing the project where you decide to assist us.
We have agreed to share the money thus:
20% for the account owner (You) 75% for us (The Officials) 5% to be set aside in setting all foreign expenses and local expenses (by us) incidental to the actualisation of this project.
As a token of our gratitude as soon as you confirm the arrival of the funds in your Account, we shall arrange for you the equivalent of 100,000 barrels of Automobile Gasoline (AGO), for spotlifting as less than market price. One of my colleagues, Mr. A. Abba, is directly in charge of Crude Oil allocation .
We wish to invest our share of the proceeds from the project in your country. This is where we need your assistance most in the area of investment.
Please, note that this transaction is 100% safe, and we intend to effect the transfer within 10 banking days from the date of receipt of the following information via email address and fax numbers above, your full names, company name and address confidential telephone and fax numbers The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectably, using your company's name to apply for the payment and re-award the contract to your company. We are looking forward to doing this business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter using the above email address. I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.
Yours faithfully,
DR.PATRICK UDO ODION ______________________________________________________ AND THIS ONE ______________________________________________________
Attn:The Company President.
Respected dear,
I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this
As a request from a family in dare need of assistance. First I must
introduce myself I am MR PASCAL BAMU from Angola. I am the first son and the only son of BRIGADIER ALLOYSIUS BAMU, I presently residing in
Ghana West Africa.
I got your contact from a business directory in Ghana chamber of
commerce and industry and I on behalf of my widowed mother MRS SUSAN
BAMU decided to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of
US$33.7MILLION(THIRTY THREE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLARS) inherited from my late father into your personal or company's
account. Before my father's death he was a brigadier in charge of arms
and ammunition purchase for the Angolan armed force in his 'WILL' he
specifically drew my attention to this sum of US33.7MILLION, which he
deposited in a safe box of a private security company's in south
Africa.
INFACT MY FATHER SAID AND I QUOTE;
“my beloved son, I wish to draw your attention to the sum of
US$23.7MILLION(TWENTY THREE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE
DOLLARS)which I deposited in a box with security company in Ghana
West Africa, During the war I was dedicated and committed to winning
the war against the rebels until I found out that senior army officers and
top Government functionaries were busy helping themselves with Government
funds and properties and sending them to foreign countries. Due to this, when
I and the special adviser to the president were assigned by the (president Eduardo Santos) to purchase arms from south Africa, we saw this as a golden opportunity and diverted the money which we shared and I got a total sum of US33.7MILLION. in case of my absence on earth caused by death only, you should solicit for a reliable foreign partner to assist you to transfer this out of Ghana West Africa for investment. I deposited the money in your name and you can claim it alone with the deposit code. Your mother has all the documents. Take good care of your mother and two sisters”
From the above, you will understand that the lives and future of my
family depends on this fund, as much I will be very grateful if you can assist us.
We are now living in Ghana West Africa as asylum seekers and the financial
law of Ghana does not allow asylum seekers certain financial rights to such huge amount of money. In view of this, I cannot invest this money in West Africa, hence I am asking you to assist me transfer the money out of Africa for investment purposes. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 20% of the total fund, while 10% will be set aside for local and international expenses and 70% will be kept for my family and me.