I was listening to the radio today and the DJ rang up several diners and Restaurants his lines went as follows
DJ- "Hi we have just flown over from England ,My wife kids and myself on holiday and we have been told your restaurant is the best but before i come down i want to know if you have spotted dick on the menu?"

restaurant "spotted what sir?"

DJ "spotted dick -only my wife likes her spotted dick hot and i like my spotted dick with cold custard poured all over it"

restaurant- "click" they put the phone down