1. Start at your local Airport.


2. Catch flight to London Heathrow Airport.


3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.


4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.


5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.


6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles


7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles


8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for29.2 miles


9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles


10."US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles


11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for104.0 miles


12."US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles


13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles


14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for7.8 miles


15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles


16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for1.7 miles


17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles


18. Arrive at the centre of "Amarillo, Texas"


Now that's the way to Amarillo!!!!!!!!
SO CAN EVERYONE STOP SINGING IT NOW . . .!