Well, I did send a jar of Marmite to Mr K. I don’t recall ever getting full feedback, if you'll pardon the semi pun. Perhaps it was too much; the reason why he disappeared.

I must confess I rather liked the chili laced RO*TEL tomatoes he sent in return. I did a bit of research and found I can actually get them over here. Trouble is, it's a specialist on-line food store and as such they're horrendously expensive; around £1.50 for a 10oz tin.