i like, when they talk really loud,
trying to tell you what they know .
i like, when it blows real hard,
and it doesn't even show.

i like to pull the plug in the tub
sit and watch the water flow down the drain
i like to, i like to
i like to look at pictures in a book
never read the writing just put it down
i like to, i like to

i'd really like to know
what would you like to do
i'd really like to

i like to watch the telly
with the sound turned down
listen to the stereo
turn the channels around
i like to, i like to
i like to eat a sandwich with the lot, yum yum
putting on everything that 've got
i like to, i like to

i'd really like to know
what would you like to do
i'd really like to

oh, that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
i like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
i like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
i like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.
that's the way, uh-huh uh-huh,
i like it, uh-huh, uh-huh.

but,i don't like spiders and snakes,
and that ain't what it takes to love me.