phew!

I mean send them food....

No wait... send them $$$$ They can buy food then!?

I mean.. Don't take a picture of their pay phones... (a strange issue in the little rag... Hackers Quarterly)

It's the bottom of the 5th, and I don't believe a word they say... Of course I'm safely out of range...

American or otherwise we can all than our luck stars we're not living there.