Being American:

Driving a car made by American Motors (now defunct, but bought out by Chrysler, which is now German owned.)

Singing "God Bless America" while accompanied on a Yamaha piano (made in Japan.)

Flying an American flag (made in China.)

Playing with my "American Flyer" train set (made in Mexico.)

Purchasing a ticket on American Airlines (from their toll-free call center in India, then getting on one of their smaller jets made in Sweden.)

Cruising on the ship "Pride Of America" (on Norwegian Cruise Lines.)

Watching a British bloke host the show "American Idol" (on a TV made in Korea.)

Is this a great country or what!