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Post 4 made on Monday September 4, 2006 at 09:24
Mr Griffiths
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Being an Aussie I'm surprised he wasn't wearing sun-cream.

It's well known for its benefits in protecting against dangerous rays



Steve Irwin walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the croc up on the bar. He then turns to the astonished patrons and says, I'll make you a deal. I'll open this croc's mouth and place my privates inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my privates unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.

The crowd murmur in unanimous approval. Steve stands up on the bar, drops his trousers, and places his privates in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closes his mouth as the crowd gasp. After a minute, Irwin grabs a beer bottle and smacks the croc hard on the top of its head.

The croc opens its mouth and Irwin removes his privates unscathed as promised. The crowd cheer and the first of his free drinks are delivered.

Steve stands up again and makes another offer. I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try. A hush falls over the crowd.

After a while, a hand goes up at the back of the bar and a blonde woman timidly says I'll try it! Just don't hit me too hard with the beer bottle!


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