I know this may sound a little ridiculous, but tonight I had the "pleasure" of watching "A Clockwork Orange" for the first time. (My intention had been to see it at the cinema, but I found the queues so long I just couldn't be bothered).

Frankly, I think they did me a favour; the only highlights being seeing Fred Elliot speaking with a posh voice and Darth Vader Dave Prowse acting like a ponce. I'll not be buying the dvd.