Hi i went to the pub with the lads .
we all got really bladdered and i mean steaming drunk .
we did a pub crawl then we went to a strip bar then i had a chicken tikka kebab with hot sauce from the local kebab shop or at least that was what the remains looked like on my shirt in the morning ,
anyway i awoke the next morning with the hangover from hell .
i was awoken by a smell that can only be described as evil, even worse than my body odour and breath from the night before,this ungodly smell was coming from down stairs ..from the kitchen.
i staggered down the stairs my headache thumping on every step i took.
The clattering of pans and the vile smell coming louder and stronger from the kitchen.
As i entered the kitchen there was my wife frying one of my socks in the frying pan!!
I asked what are you doing?
she replied i am only doing what you asked me too when you came in last night drunk!
I said what?i am sure i never asked you to cook my sock?