A woman went to a Wal Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it wouldn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager came to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

That, or course, drew an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleaded, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.