I LOOKED IN THE SKY WHERE AN ELEPHANT'S EYE
WAS LOOKING AT ME FROM A BUBBLEGUM TREE
AND ALL THAT I KNEW WAS THE HOLE IN MY SHOE
WHICH WAS LETTING IN WATER (LETTING IN WATER)
(LETTING IN WATER)

I WALKED THROUGH A FIELD THAT JUST WASN'T REAL
WITH ONE HUNDRED TIN SOLDIERS WHICH STOOD AT MY SHOULDER
AND ALL THAT I KNEW WAS THE HOLE IN MY SHOE
WHICH WAS LETTING IN WATER (LETTING IN WATER)
(LETTING IN WATER)

(NARRATION: I CLIMBED ON THE BACK OF A GIANT ALBATROSS
WHAT FLEW THROUGH A CRACK IN THE CLOUD
TO A PLACE WHERE HAPPINESS REIGNED ALL YEAR ROUND
AND MUSIC PLAYED EVER SO LOUDLY)

I STARTED TO FALL AND SUDDENLY WOKE
AND THE DEW ON THE GRASS HAD SOAKED THROUGH MY COAT
AND ALL THAT I KNEW WAS THE HOLE IN MY SHOE
WHICH WAS LETTING IN WATER (LETTING IN WATER)
(LETTING IN WATER)

(Hole In My Shoe - Neil)