IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY
WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME
IF I SWORE YOU WERE AN ANGEL,
WOULD YOU TREAT ME LIKE THE DEVIL TONIGHT
IF I WERE DYING OF THIRST
WOULD YOUR FLOWING LOVE COME QUENCH ME
IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY
WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME

NOW WE CAN TALK ALL NIGHT ABOUT THE WEATHER
TELL YOU 'BOUT MY FRIENDS OUT ON THE COAST
I COULD ASK ALOT OF CRAZY QUESTIONS
OR I COULD ASK WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW

NOW RAIN CAN FALL SO SOFT AGAINST THE WINDOW
THE SUN CAN SHINE SO BRIGHT UP IN THE SKY
BUT DADDY ALWAYS TOLD ME, "DON'T MAKE SMALL TALK"
HE SAID, "COME ON OUT AND SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND"

(If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body - Ballamy Brothers)