OH LORD IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE WHEN YOU'RE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
I CAN'T WAIT TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR 'CAUSE I GET BETTER LOOKIN' EACH DAY
TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME I MUST BE A HELL OF A MAN
OH LORD IT'S HARD TO BE HUMBLE BUT I'M DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN

I USED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BUT I GUESS SHE JUST COULDN'T COMPETE
WITH ALL OF THESE LOVE-STARVED WOMEN WHO KEEP CLAMORING AT MY FEET
WELL, I PROB'LY COULD FIND ME ANOTHER BUT I GUESS THEY'RE ALL IN AWE OF ME
WHO CARES I NEVER GET LONESOME 'CAUSE I TREASURE MY OWN COMPANY

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M A LONER A COWBOY OUTLAW TOUGH AND PROUD
OH I COULD HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS IF I WANNA BUT THEM I WOULDN'T STAND OUT IN A CROWD
SOME FOLKS SAY THAT I'M EGOTISTICAL HELL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I GUESS IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE WAY THAT I FILL OUT MY SKIN-TIGHT BLUEJEANS