As my mother tells me, when I was 4 years old I used to hide the ashtrays and/or pour water into them because I hate the smell of cigarette smoke so much.

Both of my parents were fairly heavy smokers.

And, yes, I know that there are those who think cigarettes smell bad while a cigar is heavenly.

Not this kid.

So, sorry. No cigars with my remotes, or with anything else.

Now, while I haven't tried the libations mentioned above, THOSE I am willing to experiment with, in moderation of course.

They may "tax" my system, but we all die some day! he he