Never underestimate the lack of intelligence of the American voter. "Say Charles, look at this young black fellow. He doesn't have much experience in politics, has no foreign policy experience, has no real ideas of his own, but he did get someone to ghost write a book about himself. He'll be a disaster running our country, but he has such a nice personality. Let's show the world we can vote for a black person to prove we don't have any racial predjudices, and if anyone challenges his credentials, we'll just label them as race-biased republicans!"

What this country really needs is a benevolent dictator, and send all the senators and congressmen down to Guantanimo to live with the other terrorists.