I prefer the Capital Return Scheme.

With this scheme, I will GUARANTEE YOU fifty cents
for every dollar you send me.

You send me any number of dollars, and for this
I will guarantee a return to you of fifty cents.

If I did not think some idiot out there would
send me money, I would actually put my address
here...tell ya what, if you want to send me some
money and see how this works, just look up my
email address. Guaranteed: You send me a dollar
and I'll send you fifty cents.