Bye-bye racist slaveholder statues. So long (loser) confederate flags. And things aren't looking too swell for the Dear Leader in the swing states. All of the things that white, male, christians hold dear in the good old US of A are coming to an end.

Get used to the new world, folks! I couldn't be happier! Maybe you all can move to Idaho and create your own new country or something. Once you learn how to speak proper English you can make it your official language. You can elect Drumph as your leader so he can build a wall around the state. I guess 100% of your GDP will have to come from meth labs.

Adios amigos!