I can't believe our Dear Leader called up the meth-addicted "inventor" of My Pillow during his press conference. MyPillow are the religious pillows which are stuffed with pieces of christ's underpants (pink underpants - Jesus was gay - Google it!)

So, apparently, god "ordained" the Trump/Pence ticket so they could put prayer back in our schools. Nothing kills a virus like prayer. It's science!

I guess this MyPillow guy was under contract with the LDS church to manufacture their under-garments (MyMagicUnderwear) but they dropped him for fear of him going off of the wagon and back on the meth.

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[Link: factcheck.org]