I found it funny. I’m not offended; some of my close friends are or were Mormon. I live in UT albeit a much more liberal non-Mormon part. Back OT last I knew...you only needed a limited energy license for burglar alarm. Nevertheless pre-wires suck; out of state pre-wires suck even more. Team up with someone local to pull the wire. Charge a mama management fee, design it, spec and drop ship wire, show up at start to set locations, come back when they are done to check the work.

TSS, yes the undergarment is an actual thing.