On February 16, 2019 at 02:09, davidcasemore said...
Early in the morning the President discovered that his Golf simulator - the one that HE paid for - wasn't working.
Turns out he stiffed the custom integrator (Trump's M.O.) so the integrator logged into the simulator remotely and bricked it.
Trump runs to the Rose Garden to announce a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!! and then hops on a plane to Mar-a-Lago to play golf at his resort. Oh, and to Tweet:
"Real Golf!! With 18 Holes!! Not that FAKE INDOOR GOLF (so hard to cheat. So hard!) Got 18 holes-in-ones I'm THE BEST! More Executive Time, folks, more Executive Time! FORE! (No Collusion!) FORE!"
What drugs are you on?