On January 10, 2019 at 23:48, goldenzrule said...
I suggested to my wife yesterday that she should hit up Jeff after the divorce. She didn't like that. Today, she tells me I should hook up with Mackenzie. When I reminded her she didn't like when I suggested the same thing for her with Jeff just yesterday, she said, "yeah, but she's not bad looking". She got me, Jeff is goofy AF looking.
Did you consider suggesting a polyamorous deal? Then the two of you could walk away with 2/3 of $66Billion when the relationship goes bad.