Speaking of midgets: Ten years ago we went to a show in downtown LA at a historic theater. The show was not so historic: it was Mexican wrestling (including midget throwing), rotating with standup comedy and strippers. What a show.
The best line of the night was "Hey, all of you who are here watching this: YOU'RE HERE WATCHING THIS!"
A good answer is easier with a clear question giving the make and model of everything. "The biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place." -- G. “Bernie” Shaw
