Talking with Portal's "Happiness Director".  He said that Portal will absolutely not pick up my next day shipping on the order I had to place today.  The onus was put back on me again because I should have gotten an email confirmation.  No, your system is broken if I order through you and for whatever reason the order does not get placed.  If the goal is to make everything easier, I should be able to simply place the order and be done.  I've now wasted an hour and a half on this issue tonight.  If I just ordered through snap's site like I always do, I would have spent 0 minutes on this now.