Had a "cable guy" come out to my MIL's house as her internet was working very sporadically.

It was a hilarious nightmare, especially when the second made all sorts of claims about what was happening, and the third guy started running with a line os BS so deep it was hard not to laugh in his face.


Third guy placed a barrel lock on the enclosure, then went to his truck to write up his report.

I walked to his truck, just before he was going to leave, and handed the "lock" back to him.

The look on his face was priceless!