Phone call with the wife today...

Me: It looks like I am going to have to go out of town next week after all

Her: ok, where are you going?

Me: Panama City

Her: Panama City? Really? Panama City during spring break?

Me: huh, I hadn’t even made that connection

Her: yeah, sure...

Her: how long is the drive?

Me: uh... I’m not driving, I’m going on the client’s jet.

Silence

Me: so, did you decide if you and the kids are going to your parents next week?