This must be the reason vinyl, and now cassettes have made their return. Sooooo easy. Put the music (yes....physically put the actual music) in the machine, push some buttons to make some things move, and then sound comes out. Brilliant!

We do not need no stinking internet, firmware update, account password, or subscription.

Next thing you know, people will be ditching their "smart" phones and going back to using landlines and answering machines with those micro cassettes to send messages back and forth. Or hell, even re-learning how to write on paper with a pen and buying USPS stamps again.