"Frankly my spammer, I don't give a damn"
Should have been
"Frankly my spammer, I don't give a damn HDMI"

I particularly like the computer guys that call telling me there is an issue with my computer.
Which one? That usually stumps them.
Occasionally I get a guy that tries to guess by telling me it is the one with my name.
Many don't believe me when I tell them there are at least 5 operating in this house and I get mad at them because they don't know which one I should be checking.
I make like I am all concerned now because they have told me something is wrong, and I want them to fix it right now.
Once I get the supervisor on the line I let him have it and call him all sorts of nasty names and tell him what kind of pond scum he must be. They usually hang up before I finish.