How the hell did that bullet miss me? And I disagree with you; when someone is calling a person an idiot, calling them out for their (there?) (they're?) own idiocy is definitely called for.

And maybe that guy doesn't have an android phone.

Etc etc...

I was at a sandwich shop recently where I had an interaction with a 20ish year old girl who couldn't explain something. I told her she looked perplexed and she responded "I don't know what that means."